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Skinny Santa

By Tim Beggs ( Contact ) November 29, 2007

I saw a skinny Santa. I scratched my head and sat. I always thought Santa was kind of big and fat. I guess he's now eating healthy and even working out. He's got a personal trainer, he drinks protien shakes and jogs. When I was a kid the Santa I remember always stopped by our place later on Christmas Eve. He smelled of smoke and liquor and my dad called him Ed. He was always full of laughter sometimes his beard fell off his head. He was no skinny Santa, he was round and well fed.

bigredwjvl
Dec 18, 2007 at 6:09 a.m.
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Does this mean we have to kick Santa out of the club?

ClarkWG2
Dec 3, 2007 at 8:34 p.m.
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Anyone is skinny compared to you, even a well fed Santa. Keep up the great work SC. What ever you do don't grow a beard, wjvl wouldn't be the same without you.

TIMBO
Dec 2, 2007 at 7:36 a.m.
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Thank God that WJVL has you TIMMY

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